Top 5 - Sex

1. Having sex is like playing bridge. if you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. - Woody Allen>

2. Womem might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

3. Womem need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

4. It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. - George Burns

5. I Know nothing about sex because I was always married. - Zsa Zsa Gabor